,, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jonah hill. from "duck dynasty," willie & korie robertson. olypian kate hansen. and music from new politics. with cleto and the cletones. and now check it out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you all for coming. very nice.

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tomorrow the u.s. men's hockey team plays canada in the semifinal. the winner of that game will go on to play the winner of the other semifinal game between afghanistan and jamaica. this afternoon, the u.s. women's team faced off against canada in the gold medal game. a weird thing happened during that game. i found myself caring about women's hockey for just, like, a moment. the u.s. team was ahead 2-0 in the third period. the canadians tied it up in the last minute. they went on to win in overtime. it was a heart breaker, but to be honest, i'm kind of glad that canada won because -- maybe i shouldn't say this, but i'm kind of glad canada won. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you see there, hockey is their thing. it would be like if we lost to them in childhood obesity. it's unthinkable. and the best part of watching the canadians win, we got to watch toronto mayor rob ford celebrate.

[ cheers and applause ] isn't he the cutest? i have to say, there are a whole bunch of videos of that on youtube. this is one of the greatest moments in canadian sports history. half of the people are taping rob ford's reaction to it on their phones. the state of california is in the midst of a severe drought. this past year, it was the driest in the recorded history of los angeles. california is now officially the tan mom of states. we have no water. we had to add eight extra women to the bachelor just to fill up the hot tub. you can actually see the drought from space. nasa released this satellite photo. you can see the brown areas indicate where plant growth is below average and the green areas are where there's a lack of snow cover and the white areas are vanilla, i think. i don't know, i'm not a meteorologier. but jerry brown has declared a state of emergency. he's asking people to conserve

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[ cheers and applause ] >> all right. things have gone well with us so far. the kardashian empire is expanding. kim, kourtney and khloe are starting a line of children's clothing called kardashian kids. apparently they've been interesting in designing clothes for children ever since they realized that kids starts with a k, just like their last name. i think it's interesting that a family that became famous for wearing no clothing is now selling clothing. now back to the olympics for a moment. if you' been paying attention to the news from sochi, there are packs of dogs roaming the streets. they've even been spotted in the hotels. so last night, kate hansen a member of the u.s. luge team posted a video using her twitter

and youtube accounts of what appeared to be a wolf wandering the hallway of her dorm. scary, right? so that went online after midnight last night. and almost immediately it caught fire. within minutes of kate posting it, almost every news and sports website had a story on it. even weather.com had a story on it. in case you needed your four-day wolf forecast. but here's the thing, that was not a russian wolf. that was an american wolf. and i know this because the wolf is backstage right now. we shot the video and kate hansen posted it for us from her account and a media frenzy was born. >> we heard about problems some of the olympians have experienced.

but nothing to this extent. >> check out what kate hansen shared on twitter. >> the canine casually walked past her room. >> tlaz a wolf in the hallway, and i'm not talking blitzer. >> outside her room in the olympic village. >> there's no word on how it got inside the olympic village. >> they have since got it out of there. >> there's a stray dog problem. maybe they also have a stray wolf problem. >> so they got rid of the dogs, but there's wolves. >> you heard of the wolf of wall street, how about the wolf of olympic village. >> the wolf of sochi. >> that's not the "wolf of wall street." this is different. >> that's not jonah hill. >> that's different. >> what's going on here? >> it's unbelievable. >> gives me chills. >> it's fueled by debate. i think it might have been a dog, but it's wolf-sized. >> could you get the vet to come in here at some point? >> it does kind of look like a husky-type dog. >> that could be a descendant of a wolf. >> a large dog. >> that looks like it could be a wolf.

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garfield. have you seen my wolf? [ cheers and applause ] my co-conspirator for this was olympic luger kate hansen. they call her dancing kate hansen because you probably saw this video somebody shot of her listening to beyonce warming up for her event. she let us have control of her twitter account to do this. and joining us now live from sochi, u.s. olympic prankster kate hansen. hello, kate. [ cheers and applause ] i know it's the middle of the night there, so i want to say thank you for helping us with this important mission. >> yeah, you know, anytime i can offer my services. >> jimmy: did you get in trouble at all for doing this? >> you know, honestly, there was a little more backlash than i thought there would be. but, you know, it was all worth it in the end.

>> jimmy: i will say this, the u.s. olympic committee or whoever should remember one important thing. u.s. stands for united states and we have something called freedom of expression here. so if they give you any trouble just point them to the constitution. >> okay. i'll be the first to do that. >> jimmy: you're here from the l.a. area. your family is here in the audience tonight. how did you get into luging in southern california? >> you know, i kind of like to say that luging or luge just kind of found me. they do these recruitment program where they travel around america. it's pretty much an open call for all kids in the area to try it out. my dad heard about it from a friend. i grew up surfing and skating and he saw a correlation and it turns out he was right. >> jimmy: and now you're at the olympics. which is great. what was the reaction after you posted this video? >> well, so, it was morning for me and i just posted. i didn't really know should i

tell my teammates, guys, last night, you won't believe it. but i didn't want to openly bring it up. because that's not cool. that's not how you play it. so i just kind of laid low. but then i started hearing people talk around the building. and security started freaking out because there was technically a breach within athlete safety. so it kind of went a little crazy over here, but -- >> are there any wolves in your hotel just for the record? >> i have seen a few. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you sent us some photographs of your hallway in the dorm there. that's the photograph kate sent us so we matched it here in our studio here in l.a. so what we did is we built this -- this is how stupid our job is. [ cheers and applause ] we had our art department, it took them like 15 hours to construct an exact replica of kate's dorm. and we hired a wolf also.

we hired a real wolf. not a husky or a dog like everyone kept saying on the internet. the wolf, in fact, the wolf's name is rugby. and there's rugby. and his trainer molly. molly, what percentage wolf is rugby? >> so rugby actually is a timberwolf mix. so we don't know for sure the percentage. we did rescue him. but we believe about 80% to 95% wolf. >> jimmy: look at guillermo, by the way. do you want to give him a big kiss? >> guillermo: no, no. >> jimmy: really? do you want to pet rugby a little bit? >> you can pet him. >> jimmy: thank you, molly. thank you, rugby. you did a great job. kate, i'd love to do this again. would you bring a live bear to the closing ceremonies? >> i'll see what's going on. anything for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: we would like to

present you the gold medal for pranking. [ cheers and applause ] have fun at the rest of the olympics. there she is, kate hansen, the girl who tweeted wolf. thank you, kate. no danger in sochi at all. one more thing before we march forward. it's thursday night. time to our weekly tribute to the fcc. we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. the it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> he's at it again. jimmy kimmel has [ bleep ] us this time all the way from sochi. >> in tonight's money smart, capital one has a come [ bleep ] you anywhere policy. >> what was it like to [ bleep ] each other at 9 or 10 years old. >> it was a little awkward. >> i'm always not going to let nobody [ bleep ] my [ bleep ] you heard that, kids. >> how long does it take to [ bleep ] an average [ bleep ]?

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,, ,, >> jimmy: willie and korie robertson are here. and then a song from this album, a bad girl and harlem new politics from the at&t stage. they just got done with their first sold-out headlining tour of the united states. we have a great lean-up for you next week. kevin spacey will be here. carrie washington from "scandal." ellen degeneres from ellen. michael strahan, so that's there if you want it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a very funny man and an oscar-nominated actor it turns out, who gives an award-worthy he gives an award-winning performance in the wolf of wall

street, please welcome jonah hill. >> is it my imagination, or are you in a very busy time right now, which is seems like you might be, or no? >> yeah, we've been around the world promoting "wolf of wall street" and the academy award nominations came out and we got nominated. >> and then there's a lot of work associated with that? >> yeah, you go and you talk about the film and it's great. it's really exciting. >> i would imagine it's a very exciting thing. >> i get to be with my hero and another one of my heroes. >> oh, thanks, man. [ laughter ] >> i was talking about the wolf

actually. >> jimmy: have you been able to relax at all? >> well, i said i wanted to take a little trip just to clear my head and get away from all this hollywood stuff and go somewhere pretty and different and where i wouldn't see anyone from work. so i decided to go up to hearst castle, which is beautiful. up in northern california around there. so i get there and i'm supposed to have this private tour of the castle. and i get there and they're shooting a lady gaga music video. [ laughter ] so i get there and it's just like trucks and lights. and i'm like oh, no! this isn't a vacation at all. and i knew all the teamster drivers. i had worked with them on other films and stuff. i won't give away what the video is about because she's worked really hard on it. but, you know, i wasn't going to see 500 dancers in bookshelf hats. you know, it's like -- i wanted to see -- >> jimmy: you weren't?

>> no, i wasn't. like meat hats, whatever they do. no, but it was great. it was a beautiful castle. it just wasn't the desired escape that i had -- >> jimmy: not what you had in mind. you think somebody would give you a heads-up. >> yeah, they're shooting a lady gaga music video here. you're going to be trapped in a giant bubble floating away to outer space. >> jimmy: your friend, your childhood friend and current sexiest man alive, adam levine was here. >> yes, yes. we grew up together. >> jimmy: he mentioned that. in fact, he was telling us a story about you guys -- about a prank you pulled. you guys were watching the movie "willow" on television. >> yeah. i said that my dad was val kilmer in "willow." but he's known me dad longer than i have. because he knew him before i was born. so clearly it wasn't my dad and i said, well, yeah, that was a long time ago, you know.

and i also, i like pranks, you know. when i was real young in kindergarten or so, it was career day and your parents come in. and my dad is an accountant. and i thought that was a boring job at that time. so i said my dad is a baker and he owns a bakery and he's going to bring in muffins and cupcakes for everybody. and my dad shows up with a bunch of w2 forms. well, you've got to do your taxes, kids. they're like, where's the cupcakes? this is so boring. >> jimmy: a serious minded baker. >> well, the thing about i-9s is they're going to get you. it's all fun and games in kindergarten. >> jimmy: were you a troublemaker in school? >> yeah, i liked pranks. the pranks you've been doing. that was world class. i mean literally world class. [ cheers and applause ] we were backstage. i found out when i was backstage. we were talking how does he do this? and how pissed are the sochi people that you did that?

they must be so upset. you made it look like "bor at." >> jimmy: what does it say about sochi -- >> jimmy: what does it say about that town that this is in the realm of possibility. >> just a lone wolf walking around a hotel. but you, yeah, i used to do pranks in high school a lot. >> jimmy: what was the best one you did? >> my favorite one, stay with me. this was ten years ago, kids. they have universal remotes you could get at circuit city or best buy or whatever. so we had old school tvs on -- hanging like a hospital. that sounds dark. but it wasn't dark. it was like in the corner on the ceiling or whatever. and they would show educational video. so i got one of the universal remotes and i programmed the tvs in the classrooms to my remote and i would go in before class and turn it to a fuzz channel like a really loud fuzz channel and turn up the volume all the way. and then turn the tv off. i would wait until 10 or 15 minutes into class and i would turn the tv on.

and everyone would freak out, crazy. and the teacher would go to turn it off and i would turn it off before they got there. and then i would wait eight or nine more minutes until things settled down and do it over and over again. [ cheers and applause ] >> i was telling someone the story. what's maybe something you would talk about on kimmel? and i don't know if this is a bad thing, but i still wake up almost every morning and i'm so thankful i never have to go to school ever again. sometimes i get excited. i'm 30 years old. and i'll go, i never have to go to school ever again. >> jimmy: i do the same thing. i parked near a school this weekend and i said to my wife -- >> i don't know what that's about. you should work on that. >> jimmy: we'll leave it at that. jonah hill is here. "the wolf of wall street." we'll be right back. ♪

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so you have a whole roomful -- did you get any universal remotes? >> no, i didn't get any universal remotes. >> jimmy: the scene where you expose yourself at the party, was that also a prosthetic device? >> yeah, i've never talked -- i've been asked about this, but i've been saving it for your show. >> jimmy: thank you for saving it. i don't know what to make of that. >> seems most appropriate for your taste, i should say. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you're welcome, man. real class act. you're working for martin scorsese, my favorite director of all time, my favorite creative person of all time. my hero. everyone who works there is so brilliant. everything is so top level. the sets and the costume. you see it if you see the film. so there's a scene, a big scene i was thinking about it a lot because donnie exposes himself in public and there's a prosthetic penis that comes out. right? that comes out. i figured this is going to be some amazing sculpted prosthetic

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests have been so successful in sporting goods and reality tv that they now have more money than scrooge mcduck who, coincidentally, they killed today. their show is called "duck dynasty." it airs wednesday nights on a&e. please welcome willie and korie robertson. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i guess duck hunting season is over and you don't shower during duck hunting season. so that's got to be a good time for you. >> i'm happy when duck hunting season is over. >> i shower some. >> jimmy: how much? >> a couple times a week. >> jimmy: that's still not enough. >> when he comes back home, he showers. before he comes in the door.

gone on a hunting trip for a week, i'm hosing him off before he walks in. >> jimmy: i see. i saw you guys at the state of the union address. how did that come to be that you wound up there? >> my buddy wins the special election. it's just like your buddy going to congress. >> jimmy: that would never happen to one of my buddies. >> i would have said the same thing. so he's only in for a year and then he has to run again. he says willie, state of the union, man, i may only be here for a year. you want to roll? i said let's go, man. let's do it. we're literally high fiving in the back of it. can you believe we're here? >> jimmy: that's crazy. everyone wanted pictures with you while you're there. what did they ask you about these guys? >> a lot asked me about uncle si. >> where's uncle si? is he really like he is on the show? that's the standard question we get from everyone. >> i mean, that must be strange for you guys.

>> when we walked in, we kind of wave. then here they start coming up to the balcony and taking pictures. i thought, this is weird. >> jimmy: did you speak to the president at that event? >> believe it or not, i happened to run into the president. i did. really. we were in a hall way. we were leaving. i go to get on the elevator, this lady goes, you can't get on the elevator yet. i'm looking around and i see why. the president sees me and says willie, what's up? i'm like hey, what's up? we start talking and we're having this conversation. >> he's picking on you about your clothes. >> yeah, because last time we had seen each other at the correspondent dinner i had a tux on. he said where's the tux? i said this is my state of the union attire. there was a secret service guy who never watched our show because this cat, i am thinking he's going to drop me at any moment. his eyes don't stop moving. i want to go, bro, i'm okay.

>> jimmy: what about that made you think he hadn't watch the show? >> well, maybe he did, i don't know. but he was freaking me out. >> i think so. >> so the president walks up. i said can we get on the elevator. she said you can do whatever you want to do now. so we got on the elevator. >> jimmy: how long have you guys been together? >> 22 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you started dating, did you ever imagine that one day that this man would take you to the white house for the state of the union? >> no, i did not ever imagine that. i will say i did not ever imagine that. he had big dreams. he was just a cute little boy with dimples and big dreams. he always wanted to be like, he was going to be a professional bowler at one point. >> jimmy: what? >> i had a promising career. and then he was into scrabble for a while, and he was going to go on the scrabble circuit? >> didn't figure out how to make money off of scrabble.

>> he studied that dictionary faithfully. so he's always going to be like whatever it is, it's all-in. >> you have to throw it out there. you never know what will stick. >> jimmy: and you met when you were how old? >> third grade. he asked me on the moonlight hike at summer camp. i said yes. so then in fifth grade, i go to his family's house. first time i've ever met phil. i walk in the door and this big old black beard. a little intimidating. i'm the yuppie girl. so i walk in, phil goes, have you met my boys, willie, jess, jason silas? i said yes, sir. they'll make good husbands some day. and i was like i'm in fifth grade. he said they're good providers. they're good hunters and fishermen they'll be good providers. >> he was pitching us. >> he was right, i guess. >> he had a vision apparently. >> except for the occasionally showering thing, it worked out well for you. well, thank you for coming. the show is "duck dynasty."

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>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, rethink possible. ♪ >> i want to thank willie and korie robertson and jonah hill. i would like to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called, "a bad girl in harlem" here with the song "tonight you're perfect," new politics. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ should i believe in the world momma should i give up and hide or should i stay ♪ ♪ and fight should i believe in the rules momma tell me if i should run ♪ or learn to shoot a gun ♪

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